Mirror Mirror

Posted on September 4, 2006 by quotes

Mirror Mirror
A woman bought a mirror from an antiques store near her home.
She placed it on the bath room door.
One day when she got out the shower she decided to have a laugh.
She says to the mirror: “Mirror mirror on my door
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Funny Jokes – Furniture Moving

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Furniture Moving
Co-workers sympathized as a woman as she complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.
“Why didn’t you wait until your husband got home?” someone asked.
“I could have,” the woman told them.  “But the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”

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Funny Jokes – Skunk

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Skunk
I was in my car one day listening to a guy on the radio help callers with their home problems. One woman called up hysterical after finding a skunk in her basement.
“Leave a trail of breadcrumbs or cat food from your basement to your backyard,” suggested the show’s host.  “That’ll get rid of it.”
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Political Humor – The Photo Op

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The Photo Op
World leaders gathered at the United Nations for its 50th anniversary. 185 of them stood for a group picture.
The photographer made 184 of them smile by asking them to say “foreign aid”.

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