BABOONS TO BEAVERS
123. Who was the famous French monkey general?
126. What fish drink too much?
129. How do stupid fish do everything?
131.Did you hear about the female basset hound that placed a
classified ad in the newspaper?
It read: “Wanted. Handsome male basset. Object: Bassinet.”
133.Wife bat: “Would you like to go out for a bite tonight?”
Husband: “No. I think I’ll just hang around.”
145. Three vampire bats swoop into a bar.
“What’ll you have?” asks the waitress.
“Blood,” says the biggest one.
“Blood,” says the middle-sized one.
“Plasma,” says the smallest one.
The waitress turns and calls out to the bartender, “Two bloods and a
147. Beagles should be kept under lox and keys.
153. Eating bear meat is a grizzly experience.
180.Did you hear about the singers in Yellowstone National Park?
187. What did the beaver say to the tree?
“It’s been nice gnawing you.”
198. What do you say to a sad beaver?
“Why the log face?”