Juan Gonzalez

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. “How
was he killed?” asked one detective. “With a golf gun,” the other detective
replied. “A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?” “I don’t know. But it sure made
a hole in Juan.”

Cannibals in the workplace

Cannibals in the workplace
Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”. The [...]

I don’t like the looks of your wife…

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like
the looks of your wife.” “Me neither doc,” said the husband, “But she’s a
great cook and really good with the kids.”

GLOBALIZATION

GLOBALIZATION
  An English PRINCESS Diana
  With an Egyptian Boyfriend
  Crashes in French Tunnel
  Driven in a German Car
  With a Dutch Engine,
  Driven by a dead drunk Belgian
  On Scottish Whiskey
  Followed closely by an Italian paparazzi,
  ON Japanese motorbike
  Treated by an Americano DOCTOR
  USING Brazilian Medicines
  You receive this information from an Indian [...]