How to avoid the flu

How to avoid the flu
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the
elevator, etc.
Wash your hands [...]

Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words, “A woman without her man is
nothing” on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it
correctly.
The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Late for Work

Late for Work
Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my
reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I
stormed into my office determined, to have the car towed. As the
morning wore on, however, my anger cooled, and I decided to give the
driver another chance.
During lunchtime, I went outside [...]

Funny Jokes – Chinese Laundry

Funny Jokes – Chinese Laundry
A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry.
When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note [...]