Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

My wife has not talked to me in three days. Last Saturday I escorted
her to buy a dress and finally she chose one she liked, but after
trying it on, she said, “What a pity. This dress is two sizes too
large,” and I replied, “Don’t worry, darling, you’ll grow into it.”

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