Don’t Mensa your words

Don’t Mensa your words
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year’s winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start [...]

Christmas Story for people having a bad day….

Christmas Story for people having a bad day….When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming
to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he [...]

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN:
- Your best friends are named after animals.
- Your best shoes have steel toes.
- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can [...]

TOP TEN GEORGE W. BUSH NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

TOP TEN GEORGE W. BUSH NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
from “The Late Show with David Letterman”
10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches
9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica
8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360
7. [...]