The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five. Now you understand the difference between Republicans & Democrats.
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I love this! The only problem is that not enough Republicans do what this one did. If so we could totally wipe out the need for these abusive welfare programs and put real charity in its place.
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That was great!
And I agree with missknowitall, too.
When is the last time you saw a Republican offer a homeless person a job? Or $20? More likely they’d get a lecture telling them to stop drinking or else they would get ignored.
Cassie
I’m a republican and I own a company that hires homeless and recovering addicts all the time to help people save their homes from foreclosure. Freckles sounds like every other brainwashed Democrat that get’s their information(and their opinion) from the left wing Liberal media. We’d love to hear your opinion………….At least make it your own!
yeah this is funny, kudos to the democrat for staying on his hustle the way republicans teach us to do…and Billy4455 I think you’d be hard-pressed to find any company these days that “…hires homeless and recovering addicts all the time to help people save their homes from foreclosure..” What company is this? Because in these hard economic times I find it difficult to believe such a broad statement without some sort of factual basis…where do you work again?