Valentines Day Jokes – Valentine’s Day Jokes

Valentines Day Jokes
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Love Quotes
Life Quotes

Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very [...]

New STD Strain Appears In New Orleans

New STD Strain Appears In New Orleans
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Stupid Transmitted Disease in New Orleans. The disease is contracted through ignorance coupled with dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem and pronounced “gonna re-elect’em.”
Many victims have contracted it and keep passing [...]

Funny Jokes – God is good….

Funny Jokes – God is good….
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies’ group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets, she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made [...]