Valentines Day Jokes
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
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Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
A: “Be my valenstein!”
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”
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these are trully terrible… but i still like them… why?
I don’t think they get much worse than this…Did you MEAN to be uber-campy with this post?
pretty weak – not worth printing out. Try harder to get something really amusing.
Ok, the whole theme of Valentine’s Day is campy, corny, and rather silly. So I think these jokes are PERFECT for today. I can’t wait to share them with my kids! Thanks for posting them =)
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What would you get if you crossed a dog
with a valentine card?
A card that says, “I love you drool-ly!”
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
“Be my valenstein!”
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s
Day?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
@aecoss
Yes, of course – these were meant to be silly.
alll together gang…
“grroooooaaaannn” (and smirks)
Hehe, very cute.
Q: What did one melon say to the other melon on Valentines day?
A: It’s a pity we cantaloupe. (get it can’t-elope)
Eh, my jokes always stink.
-J. Kaiser
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corny.but.kind.of.cute..i.will.be.sticking.to.knock..knock.jokes.for.now
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These are really not all bad, I love some of them. Can anyone explain the word: uber-campy used by “aecoss” comment 2 above.
to nostaligiaie: according to the urban dictionary (dot com), uber-campy means being so really extreme that it’s amusing and has a perversely sophisticated appeal.
IA with above comments that say the jokes are corny, but cute. :]
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Wow.
I’ve got no words for those jokes.
They weren’t funny, but I was laughing.. strangely enough.
Some of these were pretty funny remember i said “some”!!!
THese were nice cute jokes share-able with the whole family. I like the corniness, I need to endulge in that more.
WTF! those r terrible. no one in their right mind would even repat those. geez i almost puked.
I think these jokes are immuture and really funny…just what boys like.
Everyone have a great valentines day!!!!
PeAcE,
JeNnA
I think the jokes are a little dumb..but funny in a way…they seemed to put a smile on my face….
Have a great valentines day!!!!!
Love,
Katherine
boy thats funny
i tryed to send my boyfirend somthing sexy but they told me to get out of the mailbox
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they are not good but the corniess made me laugh a little they are cute maybe my lil cuz will think they are cuter.
love always,
ur secret admirer
OMG I FORGOT Happy Valentines day to you hope your day is filled with love, peace, and funnier jokes!
lol that was gay 
o well i dont give a shit
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happy valentines day everyone
hope everyone has sum1 2 love and 4 those of u who don’t ur not alone and i promise u will find sum1 if u look hard enough 
(L)
can i use these for my website?