She’ll find a horse!

She’ll find a horse!
Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble
getting the horse’s cooperation.  A passerby stopped and asked if he could
help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted.
After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door
of Joe’s apartment house. Joe indicated that the [...]

Mao Tse-tung

Mao Tse-tung
A diplomat was asking Mao Tse-tung some questions after having been
granted a rare interview.
“What do you think would have happened if Mr. Khrushchev had been
assassinated instead of President Kennedy?”
Chairman Mao thought for a moment and then said “I don’t think Mr.
Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev.”

Funny Jokes – Boring Jokes

Funny Jokes – Boring Jokes
A man was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand. After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process … mumble, smile, raise hand, silence.
A woman was observing this, and after about an hour, she said, “Pardon me, sir. Is anything wrong?”
“Oh, no,” [...]