Funny Jokes – Gasoline Jokes

Posted on May 31, 2007 by quotes

 Funny Jokes – Gasoline Jokes

My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.

I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas.

All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.

I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, “Wife and 2 Cars to Feed.”

For our vacation this summer, we’re thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car.

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10 Responses

  1. j45baseball2, on June 13th, 2007 at 4:09 am Said:

    i added your site to my blogroll because i like it

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  3. namelessfacelesslove, on July 13th, 2007 at 8:41 am Said:

    Hilarious! Thanks!

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  4. barbara pressley, on May 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm Said:

    I love your whole consept keep it coming

  5. ellie, on June 17th, 2008 at 8:21 am Said:

    um i dont get it:S

  6. dick, on October 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:

    these jokes are gay

  7. dick, on October 10th, 2008 at 2:01 pm Said:

    really gay

  8. dick, on October 10th, 2008 at 2:02 pm Said:

    who’s gay?

    the guy who made these jokes

  9. dick IV, on June 13th, 2009 at 8:45 am Said:

    Agreed. Totally gay.

    Only the spammers like it

  10. poddys, on June 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am Said:

    Well the prices went down nicely here over the winter in Florida, but they are headed back up again and close to $3 a gallon! Good jokes, sad that it’s true though.

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