Posted on July 28, 2007 by quotes
What To Say About That “Special” Christmas Gift
Hey! There’s a gift!
Well, well, well …
Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.
This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
Gosh! I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.
If the dog buries it, I’ll be [...]
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Posted on July 24, 2007 by quotes
I bought a new Lexus 450 and returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio
was voice activated.
“Nelson,” the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”
“Willie!” he continued and “On The Road Again” came from the speakers.
Then he said, “Ray Charles!”, [...]
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