Funny Jokes – Lawyer Jokes – Lunch

Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks.
Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat
your own sandwiches in here!”
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged
sandwiches.

Kids’ Deep Thoughts

Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if
you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that’s five more than the biggest
number you could come up with! –Age 6
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a
few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you’ll have [...]

Funny Jokes – Baking cookies with your cat!

Funny Joke – Baking cookies with your cat!
Baking Cookies (with your cat)
1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat’s nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift [...]

Halloween Jokes

This just in from Thelly the Story Lady in Cardiff by the Sea – She just had knee replacement surgery.
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.  You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8.  You ask for high fiber candy [...]