Funny Jokes – State Mottos

Funny Jokes – State Mottos

Funny Mottos

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!

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Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything

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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
Your Honda

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Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s
Don’t Own It Yet

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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism

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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well Okay, We’re Not, But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism
Campaign

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Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax
Brackets)

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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes….10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
fish

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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And
Very Little Else

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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!

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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
An Attorney…

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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It’s What’s For Dinner

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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont: Yep

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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

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Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family….Really!

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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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10 Responses

  1. Wyoming- men are men women are scarous and the sheep are nervous

  2. Excuse me? Washington is not overrun by nerds and slackers. Some people like it here, including me (who coincidentally is a nerd and slacks off a lot).

    I’d say the motto should be “If you can see the mountains, it’s not raining yet.”

  3. I dont like the texas motto… what the crap?
    were not a bunch of mexicans, nor are we all desert or farmland.
    we have forests, rain, humidity, and cars.. were not a bunch of old timers like people think.

  4. whats up with the florida motto???
    it should be “we’re better than you, we have great tans, and we don’t give a care about YOUR motto’s… we decided that ours is best!”

  5. Tamie – yes it is
    Gary – yes you are
    Stella – no you’re not, no you don’t, and yes you do care cuz that motto sucks

  6. um, take a joke losers… tired of complainers… go write in your diary if this bothers you, i dont want to hear it… slit your wrists, emo fags

  7. Tamie your retarted, if you can see the mountains its not raining yet?

    its supposed to be something funny.

  8. Colorado: If you don’t ski, don’ bother us

  9. England is just blatently better…
    I’m sorry,, for you yanks,, blatently means obviously… =]

  10. Rachael, what you said, the word is “Blatantly”, the meaning you attributed to the word “obvious” is correct.

    My contribution is for West Virginia is as follows;

    West (By God)Virginia. It has to be “by God” because it is not by anything else

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