Funny Jokes – Reunion

Funny Jokes – Reunion
A friend of mine is responsible for alumni relations at his high-school
alma mater.
Last fall, a member of the Class of 1986 returned the standard alumni
questionnaire with this response:
Marital Status – Not good
Wife’s Name – Plaintiff

Funny Jokes – Marriage Jokes

Funny Jokes – Marriage Jokes
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman
in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
“Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.
“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re
90.”

Tax Joke

Funny Jokes – Tax Jokes – Tax Forms
The difference between the short tax form and long tax form is simple.
If you use the short form, the government gets your money.
If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.

Funny Jokes – You know you’re from Tennessee if:

You know you’re from Tennessee if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
3. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: “I’m fixing to go to the store
4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
5. You [...]