Funny Quotes – Insults

There goes the famous good time that was had by all. – Bette Davis
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Funny Jokes

Something to think about before your next flight.
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of [...]

Funny Jokes

Three wishes
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. Picking it up, he pulls out the cork. Sure enough, out pops a huge blue genie.
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return, I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says, “Perfect. I always dreamed of [...]

Funny Jokes

Don’t be irreplaceable — if you can’t be replaced, you won’t be promoted. leap year joke