I thought about making a fitness movie for old folks my age and call it “Pumping Rust.”
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Funny Jokes – Silly Jokes
Posted on February 27, 2008 by quotes
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing a genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, “Peace in the Middle East, that’s my wish.” The genie looks concerned, then says “No, I’m sorry, that’s just not possible. Some things just can’t be changed. Do you have another wish?” The guys says ‘Well…for my whole life I’ve never received oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish.” The genie pauses for another moment and then says, “How would you define peace?”
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Funny Quotes – Insults
Posted on February 27, 2008 by quotes
He has turned almost alarmingly blond – he’s gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth.
– Pauline Kael (about Robert Redford)
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Funny Jokes
Posted on February 27, 2008 by quotes
God Is Watching…
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” Quotes and Sayings
Quotes and Sayings
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