Funny Jokes

The Cause Of Arthritis!
A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few [...]

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The Elephant
A man is playing the piano softly one night in a downtown bar. In walks an elephant (told you) who goes over to the pianist, and suddenly starts to cry. “There, there”, says the pianist “Do you recognise the song?” “No, no,” says the elephant “I recognise the keys.”
Funny Jokes

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What Does Love Mean???
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my [...]

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LOVE
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. “She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return,” she said.
“What an example of true love,” I replied. “I wonder if you’d be that concerned about me?”
“Honey,” my wife answered, “if you were gone overnight, and [...]