I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
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When do you care for a man’s company? When he owns it.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows [...]
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Riding a bike
Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late twenties. My boyfriend, William, offered to teach me, and we headed to the park for my first lesson. He held on to the seat as I wobbled down a path. My self-consciousness was [...]
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