Shepherd Joke

Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture.

One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut

across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and

wouldn’t cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them

to the other side.

“Look at that,” remarked Phil to Will.

“That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!”