Posted on April 14, 2008 by quotes
Tax Forms, Long vs Short
Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds, the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days … and the time that taxes are due. Yes, it’s that time of year, when you put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q [...]
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Posted on April 6, 2008 by quotes
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he’s a dirty little beast. – W. S. Gilbert
Thanksgiving Recipes
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Posted on April 5, 2008 by quotes
Battle of the sexes
VERBOSITY: A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
Thanksgiving Recipes
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Posted on April 5, 2008 by quotes
Are You Eating Genetically Modified Food?
Yes if you can use the leftover chicken as a nightlight for your kid’s room.
When you check the label and it says that your buffalo chicken wings are made from REAL flying bison…oops! Genetically Modified!!
If an apple a day causes leukemia it’s been genetically modified.
Your family of seven, buys one [...]
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