I treasure every moment that I do not see her. – Oscar Levant
Bill Austin
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Funny Quotes – Insults
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Funny Jokes
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Sayings
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Funny Quotes – Insults
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The youthful sparkle in his eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished. – Sheila Graham (about Ronald Reagan)
Funny Jokes
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Funny Jokes
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Pregnant
My husband and I had been trying to have a third child for awhile. Unfortunately, the day I was to take a home pregnancy test, he was called out of town on business. I had told our young daughters about the test, and they were excited. We decided if it was positive, we would buy [...]
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