Animals in Heaven?

Are there Animals in Heaven?

Little John was bothered with a question that he had to ask his Sunday School teacher.
“Miss Davis, are there any animals in heaven?”
“I’m not sure Johnny, answered the teacher, The Bible doesn’t say anything about animals in heaven.”
“Oh, there’s got to be animals in heaven”, insisted Johnny
“What makes you think so?” [...]

Father’s Day Jokes

Gift to Dad – Father’s Day Joke
A lumberjack had raised his only son and had managed to finance the young man’s college education by the only way he knew how — cutting down trees, by hand.
The young man had helped his father cut down some of those trees. He knew how hard [...]

Aging Jokes – Old Man

Old Man – Aging Jokes
“I’ve sure gotten old,” said Maury the Snitch. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.
I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, [...]

Deaf Jokes

Deaf Jokes – Short Jokes
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?