Father’s Day Jokes

Gift to Dad – Father’s Day Joke

A lumberjack had raised his only son and had managed to finance the young man’s college education by the only way he knew how — cutting down trees, by hand.

The young man had helped his father cut down some of those trees. He knew how hard his father had to work to put him through college.

When the son started college, he promised himself that the first thing he would do was to buy his father a present that would make the old man’s life easier. The son saved and scrimped and finally had enough money to purchase the finest chainsaw in the world.

On a school vacation, the son asked his dad how many trees could he cut down in one day. The father, a large husky man, thought and said on a good day he was able to bring down 20 trees. The son gave his father the brand-new chainsaw and said from now on he would be able to triple the amount and work only half as hard.

The old man was very pleased and said he had the best son in the world. The young man left for school the next morning and wasn’t able to return until the next school break, three months later.

When he arrived, he immediately noticed that his dad appeared run down. He asked if his father was feeling all right. The old man replied that cutting trees was getting harder and harder and now with the new chainsaw he was working longer hours but not cutting as many trees as before.

The son knew there was something wrong and thought perhaps the saw he purchased wasn’t as good as advertised. He asked to check it out. Upon examining it, he checked the oiler and it was full. He checked the gas and it too was full. He yanked on the cord and immediately it roared to life.

His father grabbed him by the shirt and hollered, “WHAT’S THAT NOISE!?”

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13 Responses

  1. [...] Father’s Day Jokes Gift to Dad – Father’s Day Joke A lumberjack had raised his only son and had managed to finance the young [...] [...]

  2. xxx

  3. Haha, funny, but I feel bad for father :( Work so hard for his son’s college education.

  4. THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST JOKES I EVER READ

  5. wat???????????

  6. rubbish joke

  7. Ha Ha, I thought that was funny, my dad was a logger for 35 years so I do see the humor in that

  8. WOW. Yea, i got it but it wuz stupid and lame.

  9. I think the point was the the father WASn’t educated, so he couldn’t figure it out.

  10. Lol. It is funny. But most people are just too dumb to understand.

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  12. hilarious…

  13. Not that funny but its okay I guess =)

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