Command and Control Warfare

The Generations of Command and Control Warfare (as told by the prophet)
In the beginning, there was Hand-to-Hand Combat. And the sons of Hand-to-Hand Combat were Rock, Spear, and Sword Warfare. And it was good. And the morning and the evening were called the First Wave, or Agrarian Warfare.  [  Editor Note:  I thought it was [...]

Tennessee Mechanical Engineers

Ray & Bubba (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
‘We’re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,’ said Bubba, ‘but we don’t have a ladder.’
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid [...]

Funny Jokes – Airline Humor

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanic s about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews [...]

‘Twas the Month After Christmas

‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste, At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a [...]