Funny Jokes – 12-Step Internet Addiction Recovery Program

Funny Jokes – 12-Step Internet Recovery Program

1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3. I will get dressed before noon.

4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.

8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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5 Responses

  1. wow, thats way sad. but the scary thing is is that i know some people who actually need sumthin like this.

  2. LOL I can really relate to some of those.. scary O.O

  3. well i can relate to some of these jokes/ items. however, i think I’m fortunate enough for I’m not that “addict” (wahehehehe) because limited access/ internet.

  4. 9/12 is me

  5. Thanks for a remarkably informative post. ,

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