Funny Jokes – Losing Weight

Posted on July 19, 2008 by quotes

Funny Jokes – Lost Weight

Having lost weight over the past few years, a woman was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

“Wow,” the woman said, “I must have worn these when I was 183.”

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, “How old are you now?”

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16 Responses

  1. Jack, on July 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pm Said:

    this joke sucks i mean i’v heard funnier things from a guy stalling a crowd of people.heres a joke what makes no since and stinks.
    you’re joke.

  2. quotes, on July 19th, 2008 at 12:33 pm Said:

    Well you are certainly entitled to your opinion.
    You know what they say about opinions, right?

    Opinions are like @ssh0lez – Everybody has one.

  3. pookie, on July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm Said:

    it was cute…

  4. Emily, on July 19th, 2008 at 5:04 pm Said:

    its good i guess but it certainly is not funny. atleast not funny enough to be a joke…

  5. berkeley, on July 19th, 2008 at 6:10 pm Said:

    haha, the jokes stupid but i like the thing about assholes :P

  6. nyota0uhura, on July 20th, 2008 at 12:03 am Said:

    I laughed, thus I made it a joke. :) What’s all this hate about one innocent, funny little joke?

    And I think anybody who is unable to spell properly (here’s looking at you Jack and berkeley) can’t be trusted to make a sound judgement about jokes anyway. In the intellectual hierarchy, being able to understand a joke certainly ranks over spelling.

    Sheesh…

  7. salobrena, on July 20th, 2008 at 12:04 am Said:

    Well I thought it was funny.
    Geeze people..lighten up.

  8. missled, on July 20th, 2008 at 12:08 am Said:

    Cut some slack, it was cute. Just not enough punch to the joke…

  9. whiteywonder, on July 20th, 2008 at 12:09 am Said:

    I have to say – that was pretty bad

  10. confessionsxofxaxteenagexrockxchick, on July 20th, 2008 at 12:15 am Said:

    ha ha this made me chuckle :)

  11. yorgyb, on July 20th, 2008 at 4:57 am Said:

    Soory friend, i don’t think that this story is funny….

  12. ???????????????, on July 20th, 2008 at 6:15 am Said:

    Its Soooooo Not Funny..!!!!

  13. Virgil Hart, on July 20th, 2008 at 5:45 pm Said:

    A moron walks into the internet; hilarity ensues.

  14. tamie, on July 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am Said:

    That’s exactly like one of my dad’s jokes. It’s like you go *huh?* then *I still don’t get it* and then *oh!*. It was just so obvious no one really gets it when you first hear it (read it).

    In other words, a groaner and my kind of joke.

  15. phonecardscollector, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm Said:

    This one i get, but it didn’t make me lol.

  16. Kent, on July 26th, 2008 at 10:25 am Said:

    I like this joke. It took me a second, but I thought it was amusing. Thanks for the joke.

    As for the others, if you don’t like this joke, you can go to comedycentral.com. (I’m sorry; I shouldn’t be so rude.)

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