Traffic Stop

Posted on July 22, 2008 by quotes

A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to drive past. Some honked their horns, others hooted, and still others stopped to admonish me for speeding.

Finally the officer asked me if I was a teacher at the school, and I told him I was.

“I think you’ve paid your debt to society,” he said with a smile, and left without giving me a ticket.

Editor Note: It appears there is a lot of confusion about this joke – Here is a video about Teachers. After watching, you might understand the joke better.

WHAT TEACHERS MAKE

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24 Responses

  1. Allison, on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am Said:

    that was the stupidest joke i have ever heard!!

  2. Zack, on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:20 am Said:

    OMG that is funny.

  3. terrance, on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am Said:

    the joke was pretty dumb.

  4. ...., on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am Said:

    … that was a stupid joke but nice remark

  5. brandi, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:50 am Said:

    i say agree, i didnt get it at all. what was suppose to be funny about it?

  6. Arash, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am Said:

    Me too!

  7. TK, on July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm Said:

    Huh?

  8. D-Shiz, on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 pm Said:

    That was the lamest joke I have ever read. I am still waiting for the punch line……. waite for it………… waite for it……….. nope no punch line.

  9. brenda, on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm Said:

    dat waz lame

  10. GKong, on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm Said:

    Wait, where is the punch line?
    This is the worst joke ever, maybe only a special ed teacher would enjoy it

  11. Gavin Ahlers, on July 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm Said:

    That was retarded

  12. arthur, on July 22nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm Said:

    meaning,… teaching sucks.. and its horrible. (debt to society)

  13. G money, on July 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm Said:

    Obviously brandi’s teachers didn’t do their job!

  14. Ricky, on July 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm Said:

    Am I suppose to laugh??

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  16. theironwang, on July 22nd, 2008 at 6:34 pm Said:

    a satire on the growing need for a rise in pay for teachers?!?!!?!

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  17. madison, on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 pm Said:

    that was so CRAZY

  18. Raquel, on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:31 pm Said:

    that guy spelled wait wrong
    And i agree it was pretty stupid

  19. Rae, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:31 pm Said:

    I enjoyed it. He seemed like a nice, empathetic man.

  20. aniche, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:37 pm Said:

    wud have worked if it was a student.

  21. phonecardscollector, on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm Said:

    I don’t really get either.

  22. Sad Bar Steward, on July 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 am Said:

    re; Joke & 18 Raquel,

    Pathetic joke, nothing more to be sais about it.

    Yes the guy spelt waite (sic) incorrectly and you referred to this action as having spelled it incorrectly, do you understand irony? Everyone has a life let them enjoy it!!!!!!

  23. Sad Bar Steward, on July 23rd, 2008 at 8:18 am Said:

    yes I did it on purpose

  24. Gabby, on July 24th, 2008 at 5:13 pm Said:

    that wasnt even funny.

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