Labor Day Joke
Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?
It works for me!
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Monday is Labor Day, and I understand that Paris Hilton is dumping some of her boyfriends this weekend.
Paris knows the rule – you can’t sleep with whites after Labor Day.
Daughter (8): Is Aunt Cynthia having her baby today?
Mother: Why did you think she is about to give birth?
Daughter (8): Because you said today was Labour Day!
If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.
– Samual Gempers
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson
What do you usually do on Labour Day?
As little as possible, just like every day!
‘I’m never going to work for that man again.’
‘Why, what did he say?’
Labor Day Jokes
How do you say “Labor day” in Russian?
Another cold and snowy day…
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