Walked Into a Bar

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me.

Fourth of July Quotes

Fourth of July Quotes

Fourth of July Quotes
I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy, A Yankee Doodle do or die,
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Born on the Fourth of July!
I’ve got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, She’s my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London, Just to ride the ponies.
I AM THAT YANKEE DOODLE BOY!
- George [...]

Funny Jokes – Tax Jokes – Tax Collector

A man walks into a restaurant with his pet alligator under his arm.
“Do you serve tax collectors?”, he asks the barman.
“Of course”, says the barman.
“Well,” replies the man, “I’ll have a beer, and my alligator will have a tax collector.

Holy Humor – Sweet Nothings…

Funny Jokes – Sweet Nothings…
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still [...]