FEELING YOUR AGE

Funny Jokes – FEELING YOUR AGE
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, “Slim, I’m 75 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim said, “Heck, I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really? Like a baby?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

4 Responses

  1. i am new to all this but love to have fun i hope i can meet new friends

  2. awesome

  3. Then he goes o-WAAA o-wa-o-wa-o-WAAAAAA!
    What?
    That’s what it sounds like when my baby sister cries…

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