Funny Jokes – Barack Obama

Posted on September 20, 2008 by quotes

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Barack Obama.”
“That’s not funny.”

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37 Responses

  1. berkeley, on September 20th, 2008 at 7:13 pm Said:

    thats so stupid and it really isnt funny

  2. hmphilipp, on September 21st, 2008 at 4:38 pm Said:

    oh, you’re such a traffic-whore! :) And, not funny. ;) – H

  3. Mr. Garbageman, on September 22nd, 2008 at 11:17 am Said:

    garbage

  4. Dave, on September 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am Said:

    What the F*%$ is that supposed to mean?

  5. relavak, on September 23rd, 2008 at 9:50 pm Said:

    I think original joke was: “How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”… “That’s not funny.”

  6. LMAOOOO HAHAH, on September 27th, 2008 at 1:14 pm Said:

    HAHAHAHAHHA, OMG I ALMOST PEED MYSELF WHEN I READ THIS! LMFAO, OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. XD HAHAHAHAHHA.
    some funny shit right there.

    not.

  7. LMAOOOO HAHAH, on September 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm Said:

    HAHAHAHAHHA, OMG I ALMOST PEED MYSELF WHEN I READ THIS! LMFAO, OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHING RIGHT NOW. XD HAHAHAHAHHA.
    some funny shit right there.

    not.

  8. LMAOOOO HAHAH, on September 27th, 2008 at 1:15 pm Said:

    i love you.

  9. LMAOOOO HAHAH, on September 27th, 2008 at 1:16 pm Said:

    be happy.

  10. love., on September 27th, 2008 at 1:17 pm Said:

    KARLI

    CHRIS

    FOREVER

  11. i hopeeee, on September 27th, 2008 at 1:18 pm Said:

    mcain wins (:

    obama= stupid.

    and im not racist.
    i <3 black people lol.
    but yah know, oBOMBAa isnt the right man to run this country yo.

    yeahhh.. GO MCAIN BITCHES!<3
    hehe, k bye i love you

  12. betty, on September 29th, 2008 at 11:12 am Said:

    ok first mccain fuqqin suqs yo go OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

    and i hoppeeeeee said the only reason you said yu love blk people is because thats what all racist people say!!!! FUQQ MCAIN OLD PRUNE ASS WHOOOOOOOOOOO

  13. I Love It!, on October 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am Said:

    Obama is the biggest joke of all!!!! He’s ugly too!

  14. colleen, on October 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm Said:

    wtf? um im a republican but seriously? get some betttta ones

  15. peeno, on October 15th, 2008 at 8:29 am Said:

    omg this was so gay how can u idiots think this is funny????????????

  16. PR, on October 17th, 2008 at 7:27 pm Said:

    The only person that deserves to pres. is Mac. He has paid the price for this wonderful country of ours. GO McCAIN.

  17. PR, on October 17th, 2008 at 7:33 pm Said:

    The only person that deserves to be pres. is Mac. He has paid the price for this wonderful country of ours. GO McCAIN.

  18. pjm, on October 17th, 2008 at 8:43 pm Said:

    i hope you idiots aren’t old enough to vote…if you are please stay home!!!

  19. Tiff!, on October 17th, 2008 at 8:51 pm Said:

    This was lmao!

    GOOO OBAMA!!!!! MCcains tooo old and i DONT want PALIN in office…….she’s too much like the beauty pagent type…trust me i know. lol.

  20. Ashleigh, on October 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm Said:

    Go McCain! and it aint cause Obama is black its cause he is a damn rag head and I think we got enough forigeners in this country as is and props to Sarah Palin her and her family are and have experenced what real life is about and aint sugar coating n e thing! f**k all you McCain haters!

  21. Katlego, on November 5th, 2008 at 1:49 am Said:

    Thats not funny but it was funnnnnnnnnnny to me………

  22. Swainsboro Chik, on November 6th, 2008 at 5:02 pm Said:

    Man Yall all trippin!
    Mccain was kewl but Obama is 2!
    Hve faith in tht Nigga! (:

  23. blondi, on November 6th, 2008 at 10:37 pm Said:

    obama is sorta a joke, so this joke sorta makes sense.

    NR, its a stupid joke….but obama is cereally messed up

  24. Pimp Daddy Fresh, on November 12th, 2008 at 9:52 am Said:

    r yall joking. it is so stupid that its funny!

  25. obama rules, on November 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm Said:

    ok well obama is the bomb digity and he won suckas so hahahahahaha and that joke was stupid :/

  26. Kay, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:45 am Said:

    Really…how stupid is that???F##$%n dumb.

  27. melissa, on November 17th, 2008 at 6:08 pm Said:

    but he just became the president without even knocking your door….sorry lol you loose!!!!

  28. mike, on November 19th, 2008 at 12:03 pm Said:

    democrat’s are the reason this country is destined to fail. they are selfish and its always only there right. they do nothing to defined this nation and make up only 3% of our nations military. they do nothing for our nation just use it’s freedoms. and what has obama ever done for anything. Nothing.

  29. dwynn1122, on November 20th, 2008 at 10:42 pm Said:

    arguing on the enternet is like running in the special olypmics even if u win ur still retarded

  30. Ayla Bastardo, on November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm Said:

    That was so retarded!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Jal, on December 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am Said:

    this was so stupid retards you guys need help

  32. Chief, on December 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm Said:

    *** Best *** Knock-Knock *** Joke *** Ever ***
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. lozer, on December 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm Said:

    thats hillarious die obama

  34. bobbie, on December 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm Said:

    HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i dont know about you but i thought this was freaking halarous!

  35. bonita for ever, on January 14th, 2009 at 7:29 pm Said:

    if u guys know!!!! republicans stinks they just like wArs thats why economy is so poor ih thiz country cuz of the stupid ass of george bush but now that obama won ufffffffffffffff we are so gunna be rich hahahah and u better stop insulting ma man obamaaaaaaaaaa he rockssssssssssssssss dude.hahahahha poor of maccain hes uglyass.he old ass hell.psss and stupid he want to destroy thiz country!!!!hahahaha but obama obama obamamamamam obama mamamama thats ma song right there and for u guys im hispanic and im hot ass hell !all the boyz behind me but what can i do!!!!!!and that joke was sooooooooooooo stupiddddddd who made it just trying to act kool !!!!

  36. brock stover, on January 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 am Said:

    ha ha that was hilarious me and my buddies were in class lookin up obama joke and we saw this.

  37. Miesha, on May 5th, 2009 at 2:17 pm Said:

    That is Not FUUUUNY oKAY SOOO Y IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT OBAME IS THE SMARTEDT MAN ON EARTH SO FAR HE KNOWS ALOT SO SCREW UUU

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