Halloween Definitions

Halloween Definitions
Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when
he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars
you got for Halloween.
Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a
stoplight picking his nose.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there’s housework
to be [...]

Famous Quotes

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant [...]

Funny Jokes – Dear Fellow Business Owners

Dear Fellow Business Owners:
As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next president, and that my taxes and fees will go up in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase [...]

Turkey Recipe

Great turkey recipe – even for people who can’t cook!!!
Turkey Jokes
Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a  stuffing – imagine that.
When I found this recipe, I thought it was  perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried [...]