Over The Counter

Over The Counter

A little old lady finally heard about Viagra, and wanted to get some for her husband. She went to the local drugstore and asked the druggist if the stories about the drug were true.

“Oh, yes” he assured her.

The little old lady wondered if she could buy it “over-the-counter” or would need a doctor’s prescription. “Well, can you get it over the counter?” she asked.

The druggist replied, “If I take two of these I can.”

THE EAR MUFFS

Winters are fierce where he lives, so the owner of the estate felt He was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.

Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the landlord asked, “Didn’t you like the muffs?”

The Foreman said, “They’re a thing of beauty.”

“Why don’t you wear them?”

The Foreman explained, “I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me a drink, but I didn’t hear him! Never again, never again!”