Finances

Finances

“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts:financial worries.”     — Jules Renard

“I never had a penny to my name. So I changed my name.”
– Henny Youngman

I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
– Woody Allen.

“I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I’m a billionaire.”             — Howard Hughes.

“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” -Douglas Adams.

“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.”                — Clinton Jones.