Only in America

Posted on October 13, 2008 by quotes

Only in America
………do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America
……..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America
………do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America
………do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America
………do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well:
‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

Only in America
……..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!

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36 Responses

  1. Christi, on October 13th, 2008 at 6:52 am Said:

    thats a good one it would be only in america

  2. hi, on October 13th, 2008 at 9:02 am Said:

    GOBAMA!!!

  3. English Man, on October 13th, 2008 at 9:49 am Said:

    I’m pretty sure all of these are true for England, and I’d imagine for most other countries as well. Don’t be so arrogant about your stupidity. We’re stupid too!!!

  4. hi2, on October 13th, 2008 at 10:59 am Said:

    OBAMA SUCKS
    HE SUPPORTS A RADICAL MUSLIM

  5. Jon, on October 13th, 2008 at 11:07 am Said:

    NOBAMA D<

  6. doug, on October 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am Said:

    didnt get any of em

  7. doug, on October 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am Said:

    obama sucks

  8. Marsha, on October 13th, 2008 at 12:29 pm Said:

    Only in America can people like you have the freedom to leave!

  9. Emma, on October 13th, 2008 at 12:30 pm Said:

    Yes! Obama does suck! We need more of you people.

  10. mary, on October 13th, 2008 at 12:47 pm Said:

    I didn’t realize this was a political site!?!

  11. shelby, on October 13th, 2008 at 1:11 pm Said:

    lol they r funny!!!! obama is just fine but can any of you honestly vote??? if u cant then why bother???? just get over it people!!!

  12. dave newman, on October 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm Said:

    I’ve done that on several occasions

  13. God, on October 13th, 2008 at 2:06 pm Said:

    obama has no experience…. wat has he done? :P

  14. anonymous, on October 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm Said:

    Only in America do we order a BigMac, a Large Fries, and a Diet Coke

  15. Suzi, on October 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm Said:

    Come on.. this is just a joke… why do you want to bring up politics here.. how did obama come into picture? chill people.. learn to take a joke as a joke. dont make a big deal out of every damn thing…

  16. Andrew, on October 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm Said:

    Thats hilarious!!! whats even more hilarious is people that say Obama is a muslim supporter…. Please don’t bend over anymore the rest of your intelligence might spill out of your heads!!! lol

  17. bob allen, on October 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm Said:

    Olny in America are people so full of themselves that they think the world revolves around them.

  18. bob allen, on October 13th, 2008 at 3:56 pm Said:

    Olny in America will people take a generic joke and make it ratial or political.

  19. Bob, on October 13th, 2008 at 4:36 pm Said:

    My Mama says NOBAMA

  20. chris paul, on October 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm Said:

    forget obama and mccain
    join the chris paul revolution

  21. Top Posts « WordPress.com, on October 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm Said:

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  22. mostafaghanbari1, on October 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm Said:

    so lovely as funny, it is a worldwide stupidity. in England people give the best and healthiest foods to their DOGS and eat the junk foods themselves.

  23. main man, on October 13th, 2008 at 9:02 pm Said:

    If Mr. Obama gets elected pres, we better all put our heads between our legs & kiss our butts goodbye as he will surely destroy this country!

  24. LadyA, on October 13th, 2008 at 9:53 pm Said:

    We are quite an ignorant and arrogant country.

  25. thesixteenthzephyr, on October 13th, 2008 at 10:01 pm Said:

    Wow….. I’m going to have to agree with you about the politics one. *looks pointedly at above posts*

  26. Thomas, on October 13th, 2008 at 10:09 pm Said:

    ‘poli-tics’, i love it!

  28. Dollface, on October 13th, 2008 at 11:03 pm Said:

    Hilarious — especially the one about the hot dogs and hot dog buns…that annoys me more than I’d like to admit.

  29. jahmeelah1, on October 14th, 2008 at 12:08 am Said:

    lol

  30. Robn8r, on October 14th, 2008 at 2:50 am Said:

    funny jokes.and WAO guys,cud u just LEAVE obama ALONE.mccain has infiltrated ur minds with his useless garbage namecalling.we all kno he started it because hes desperate,so leave the FUTURE PRESIDENT alone alrdy!!!!

  31. John McCain, on October 14th, 2008 at 3:50 am Said:

    Money is nothing.
    War is everything.
    Just look in what danger we live in: While you were sucking your thumb I was out on a secret mission between campaigning and working out the bailout plan – and I found a terror camp in Iran!

    We have to go to war with those Mullahs and Muslims. They have weapons of mass destruction.

  32. babyswanson, on October 14th, 2008 at 6:57 am Said:

    lol

  33. cHeysEr, on October 14th, 2008 at 9:53 am Said:

    hi..how nice ur blog….hope stay as d best as u r…godbless

  34. OBAMA!!!, on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 pm Said:

    Do you guys really want to have another Pres. like Bush in there. McCain is exactly like Bush. You conservatives…

  35. JACOB, on January 26th, 2009 at 7:54 pm Said:

    I HATE ALL THE CRACKERS IN THE US
    GO OBAMA
    FORGET MCCAIN
    DEAL WITH IT YOU STUPID WHITE PEOPLE

  36. laura, on January 29th, 2009 at 12:06 pm Said:

    haha i like the different perspective

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