French Version of Google – Quaero

The French have launched their own version of Google called Quaero.
You just type in the subject you’re interested in,
and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

- Amy Poehler

Quotes

Voulez vous words?

A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The
man raises his glass and says, “Here’s hoping you’re in
Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!”

“What’s that mean?” asks the girl.

“That,” answers her date, “is an authentic Irish toast.”

“Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.”

“Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What’s that?”

The girl says, “That’s French toast.”

Sayings

Famous Phrases