Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Practice

Posted on November 25, 2008 by quotes

The ValdosterU football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up
to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared
in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right
through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to [...]

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Thanksgiving Joke – Stuffed Turkey

Posted on November 24, 2008 by quotes

Q: Why wouldn’t the turkey eat any dessert?
A: He was stuffed!

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Thanksgiving Joke – Turkey Fight

Posted on November 23, 2008 by quotes

Turkey Jokes
Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Thanksgiving Jokes

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Thanksgiving Day

Posted on November 22, 2008 by quotes

Thanksgiving Day and Optimism
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
- Irv Kupcinet
Another Thanksgiving Day Joke
The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players [...]

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