Funny Jokes – Contact Lens

Lost Contact Lens
The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he went inside and told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside, and in a few minutes, she returned with the lens in her hand.
“How did you manage to find it, Mom?” [...]

Introducing the Fiance

A Jewish girl brings her fiance home to meet the parents.
After dinner her mother tells the father to find out about the young man.
“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.
“Admirable,” the father says, “but what will you do to provide a nice house for [...]