Holiday Gift Wrap

Wrapping Paper for the Holidays
A gift this week from a friend was wrapped in thick blue paper with this printed statement repeated in a pattern all over the gift wrap.
Have a Satisfactory
Non-Denominational
Capitalist Wintertime
Gift-Giving Season
Funny Jokes

The Ticket

The Ticket
Sy comes home after his mother’s funeral to try to put the place in order.
He goes up to the attic to look around and finds an old trunk.
Looking in it, he discovers his father’s WWll uniform.
Sy tries it on and it’s a little tight on him.
Before taking it off, he puts his hand in [...]

Awesome Anagrams

Awesome Anagrams
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE : When [...]

Funny Jokes – Out in the Country

When you’re from the country you look at things a little differently
A rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
‘Is yer Dad home?’ the rancher asked.
‘No sir, he ain’t,’ the boy replied. ‘He went into [...]