New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Open and use even more charge accounts.
7. Subscribe to more eMail lists.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Filed under: Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Joke, Joke Of The Day, Jokes | Tagged: Comedy, Daily Jokes, Entertainment, Famous, Famous Jokes, Famous Quotes, Funny, Funny Joke, Funny Jokes, Humor, Humour, Joke, Jokes, jokes blog, Jokes of the day, Joking, More Funny Jokes, New Years Resolutions, Resolutions
Right on. I’ve been “bumming” that my NYresolution list looks basically the same year-after-year. With this list I might be able to claim some level of accomplishment!
Thanks for the bright note,
Lynn
You are right that you should actually make a right resolution not bad things but it should change every year at least. you don’t want to do every thing same year after year. I will change my resolution this yaer but it will be good things not bad.
Kalithania
I already do no. 10!