Knock Knock — Who’s there? — Cantalope — Cantalope who? — Cantalope with you tonight?
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean One is bored over a man The other is a man overboard.
What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!
What did the little girl sheep say to the little boy sheep on Valentine’s Day?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself!
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