Funny Kid Jokes

Proverbs? Kids say the darnedest things.
Funny Quotes
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first grade kids (6 year-olds), because the [...]

What an excellent enhancement to twitter replies

Posted today on the twitter blog, they have made it easier to find out all about who is mentioning you in their tweets. In the past, you had to go to Search.Twitter.com and search for your user name to see all those who had mentioned you. Now they list them all under [...]

Funny Police Joke

The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation.
Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver
frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down. “I’ll have
your job for this!” he shouted at the top of his lungs.
“Sir, you wouldn’t want my job,” replied the unruffled officer as
he wrote out the citation. [...]

Funny Joke

Why do blondes use transparent lunch boxes?
So they can tell whether they are going to work or going home!