Funny Medication Jokes

Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?
– Armed, dangerous and off my medication!
– But these pills can’t be habit forming; I’ve been taking them
for years
– His doctor gave him a prescription for extra-strength placebos.
– In a Church bulletin: “Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and
Medication to follow.”
– Is it time for your medication or mine?
– Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medication.
– Proper oral hygiene will transcend dental medication.
– Technical Books – “Sleeping pills you read!”
– The pharmacist told me to take these pills as often as I can get
the cap off.

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