Funny Dying Irish Nun Joke

Funny Jokes – The Dying Irish Nun
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish [...]

Funny Temp Joke

Advantages of Being a Temp
You’re only lending your soul, not selling it.
You won’t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten.
Trying on a different personality at each new job site.
You don’t have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for co-workers’ weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or children’s school, scouts, athletic, [...]

Funny Element Joke

Newly Discovered Element
Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it Adminstratium.
Administratium has no protons or electrons; thus it has an atomic number of 0. However, it has 1 neutron, 125 deputy neutrons, 75 assistant neutrons and 111 deputy assistant neutrons, [...]

Swine Flu Jokes

How to avoid the flu
Swine Flu Jokes
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Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
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Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for [...]