Funny Jokes – Amnesia

A new patient was being examined by a doctor. According to her
husband, she seemed to be suffering from amnesia. The doctor
turned to her and asked, “Have you ever had this before?”

Funny Jokes – Asking for Directions

Stopping For Directions
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an
electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic
navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and
haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and
course to steer to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a
handwritten sign, and [...]

I’ll hold your monkey for you

Funny Jokes …
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “There’s no call for that. [...]

Funny Jokes – Unions

Labor Day…. Without Unions
NEW RULES FOR THE OFFICE – EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need [...]