Swine Flu Symptoms

Posted on May 1, 2009 by quotes

Swine Flu Symptoms

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Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu

1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs
2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone
3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard
4. Your thumbs and big toes are missing
5. You apply mud instead of suntan lotion on a sunny day
6. You develop a liking for truffles
7. At each meal you literally lick your plate clean
8. You emit short snorts between sentences
9. When friends visit you, they remark, “Man, this place is a pigsty!”
10. Fever accompanied by the smell of bacon

Source:  Top 10 Signs of Having Swine Flu

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13 Responses

  1. Kelly, on May 1st, 2009 at 10:37 pm Said:

    This was cute. Clean and somewhat funny. Thanks.

  2. Carole, on May 1st, 2009 at 11:23 pm Said:

    funny.

    I suddenly have a taste for a BLT.

  3. Az, on May 2nd, 2009 at 3:15 am Said:

    Too funny!

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  5. MERBALTWIST, on May 2nd, 2009 at 9:02 pm Said:

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  6. edie, on May 4th, 2009 at 2:54 pm Said:

    government health warning…….if you suffer from underarm smell….a bad breath,.and an irrational fear of pigs! Dont worry,,,you dont have the swine flu. Your just a paki

  7. edie, on May 4th, 2009 at 2:55 pm Said:

    my mate just asked me to go and get a swine flu test. He said i know you havent been to mexico….but god youve been with somepigs in your time!!

  8. Bob, on May 11th, 2009 at 5:55 pm Said:

    thats gay
    cute my ass

  9. ahrcanum, on May 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm Said:

    a pigsty! lol

  10. Miss Piggy, on May 12th, 2009 at 6:19 pm Said:

    I tried to ring the Swine Flu Hot line to complain about your website but all I got was crackling!….. Oink! Oink!

  11. Arnold, on June 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm Said:

    I woke up yesterday and the wife and I were covered in rashers and had crackling in our ears….
    I wnt to the doc, he told me I had swine flu and gave me some oinkment.

    Aussie..Aussie..Aussie…oink…oink…oink!!!

  12. anonomous, on July 27th, 2009 at 11:51 am Said:

    ok all the pig jokes are stupid im kinda dissapointed

  13. Hari Peters, on September 21st, 2009 at 8:51 am Said:

    Swineabifida is NOT a laughing matter!!

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