Funny Hymn Title Jokes

Hymn Titles By Occupation

Dentist’s Hymn………………………….Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman’s Hymn……….There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor’s Hymn………………….The Church’s One Foundation
The Tailor’s Hymn……………………………………….Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer’s Hymn…………………………There’s a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician’s Hymn………………………….Standing on the Promises
Optometrist’s Hymn…………………..Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent’s Hymn………………………………..I Surrender All
The Gossiper’s Hymn…………………………………………..Pass It On
The Electrician’s Hymn……………………………………Send The Light
The Shopper’s Hymn………………………………..Sweet By and By
The Realtor’s Hymn…………………………….I’ve Got a Mansion
The Massage Therapists Hymn……………….He Touched Me
The Doctor’s Hymn………………………The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:

45mph……………………………God Will Take Care of You
65mph…………………………Nearer My God To Thee
85mph…………………This World Is Not My Home
95mph………………….Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph………………….Precious Memories

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2 Responses

  1. |D that is probably one of the funniest jokes on here!

  2. This is funny

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