Funny 4th of July Jokes – One Liners

What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with the Father of Our Country?
George Washingtongue!

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