Funny Inheritance Joke

Posted on July 31, 2009 by quotes

The Old Perfesser (TM, dammit!) poses the following problem to one of
his classes:

“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go
to his daughter, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
brother, and the rest to his wife. Now, what does each get?”

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Pauly raises his
hand and says, “A lawyer?”

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23 Responses

  1. allen, on August 3rd, 2009 at 8:34 am Said:

    OK you got me. ” E ” for excellence

  2. Sam, on August 13th, 2009 at 8:34 am Said:

    How about changing it.

  3. strop30, on August 14th, 2009 at 4:21 pm Said:

    funny

  4. strop30, on August 14th, 2009 at 4:23 pm Said:

    HAHAA

  5. tjhore, on September 6th, 2009 at 2:16 am Said:

    that was a pretty funny joke

  6. Robert Cumming, on September 7th, 2009 at 12:50 pm Said:

    OK?????????

  7. abigail, on September 9th, 2009 at 9:50 am Said:

    that was a dumb joke sorry

  8. Becca, on September 11th, 2009 at 9:09 am Said:

    haha so funny not

  9. Dave K, on September 12th, 2009 at 7:46 am Said:

    Not that funny and it is way past time for you guys to change it.

  10. Reese624, on September 12th, 2009 at 11:14 pm Said:

    Ok, wasn’t that funny to start with. Been over a month since you’ve changed it… hello?

  11. joshua, on September 21st, 2009 at 5:01 pm Said:

    CHANGE IT ALREADY DAMMIT!!!

  12. oboelicious, on September 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 am Said:

    hahaha

  13. Cary, on September 24th, 2009 at 1:37 pm Said:

    Would be nice to see a new joke. I guess the month of August 2009 wasn’t very funny.

  14. notgonnagivemyname, on September 25th, 2009 at 4:13 pm Said:

    OMG thats hilarious!

  15. harvey45, on September 26th, 2009 at 11:35 pm Said:

    come on CHANGE IT ALREADY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FREAKING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. tom, on October 19th, 2009 at 4:48 am Said:

    lame!! WTF!!!

  17. Richard, on October 20th, 2009 at 7:37 am Said:

    What is with it you guys? Yoou can only come up with one joke per year!!!!! CHANGE IT!!!!!

  19. Dave K, on October 30th, 2009 at 5:06 pm Said:

    NO LONGER CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB SITE. WILL MOVE ON TO ANOTHER THAT ACTUALLY HAS HUMOR AND CHANGES IT ON A REGULAR BASIS.

  20. erica, on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm Said:

    that was not funny sorry but you need to change

  21. Yvette, on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 am Said:

    Change the stupid joke already, it’s not that funny to begin with and annoying that for a joke website you can’t put out even one new joke a month……..

  22. g.brown, on November 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am Said:

    That joke is extremely satisfying for me. Well done lads. As you would say: that was well cool. init brother.

  23. Hannah, on November 9th, 2009 at 6:05 pm Said:

    that’s a pretty good one, i like it

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